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Laundry Fairy

When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).
Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!
by Frank Witner January 21, 2011
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Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "โค๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŸ" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .
" You did it๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒธ never do it again๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’

" I'll give you a chair๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿญโ˜€๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฑ but make it electric๐Ÿต๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ"
Fairy comments are soo funny
by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020
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Can fairy

A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.
ๆˆ‘ๆƒณๆ‰€ๆœ‰็š„็ฝ่ฏท. ๆˆ‘ๆƒณๆ‰€ๆœ‰็š„็ฝ่ฏทcan fairyๆˆ‘ๆƒณๆ‰€ๆœ‰็š„็ฝ่ฏท???
by AdriMari July 12, 2012
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Propane Fairy

A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.
"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."
by Rebeca January 1, 2009
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southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.
by Ronnie121 June 28, 2007
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fairy porn

fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes
i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!
by ojoc August 31, 2021
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fairy garden

An outdoor area occupied by mythical creatures
Or,
A set of beef curtains (quim)
I think you need a bath, I can smell your fairy garden
by Hallerwan December 25, 2017
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