when an ugly Asian wants a
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

"You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."
by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 1, 2019

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

A hoe before bro kinda guy. Could care less who the girl is. You can find this guy in your ex girlfriends bed or your current girlfriend’s DM’s. He acts sweet but the second you reject him he says that all girls are the same. This guy likes to do “it” any time anywhere with anyone.
by Beetle Bum September 25, 2022

A species of beetles with arms, which throw bricks and other things. A subspecies of the buzzy beetle.
by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
