asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

golden beetle

Urinating on a stool

James leaves a golden beetle in the toilet

by UrbanDormer January 11, 2022

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

Rounded beetle

An Asian

Shut up rounded beetle go eat some rice

by The first Bozo May 24, 2022

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

by alorette79 July 15, 2022

Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018