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Siamese SeeSaw

When a girl lays down on a gym bench

1 guy sticks it in her ass and the other sticks it in her mouth and they jump up and down creating a seesaw effect
"yoo bro tryna hit a Siamese seesaw on this girl"
"Yea lemme get the front tho"
by Fezzzmannnn December 3, 2025
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Sniffing The SeeSaw

The act of 5x opening off 23 bigs from UTG with 64o
There goes ubetin sniffing the seesaw again. Got him to fold. What a faggot.
by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021
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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".
The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".
by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022
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Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."
OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.
by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025
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