The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
Get the Naked Scorpionmug. When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
Get the Rusty King Scorpionmug. “Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.
Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.
Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.
Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020
Get the Scorpionmug. by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022
Get the Thought scorpionmug. Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.
by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018
Get the Scorpion Kingmug. “Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.
Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.
Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.
Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020
Get the Scorpionmug. After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020
Get the Sheet Scorpionmug.