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by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
Get the Social Media Dissect mug.You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Social Media Expert mug.SMR (Social Media Researcher)
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
Get the Social Media Researcher (SMR) mug.She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.
Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"
by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025
Get the Taking a break from social media mug.A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.
Try to be smart in using it😎
Try to be smart in using it😎
"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021
Get the Social media mug.A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.
Try to be smart in using it😎
Try to be smart in using it😎
"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021
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