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banana-product

Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).
Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.
by benny banana June 2, 2023
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product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.
The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.
by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016
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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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maddawg productions

maddawg productions is one of the best channels ever

also check out madeline and steven and drew phillips
by maddawg productions fan 1 April 6, 2023
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
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N&A Productions

an idiot who does fake 3am challenges and is stuck in 2016
do you know who N&A Productions is
me: fuck him he is cringe
by Bob balooga April 4, 2022
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