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teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis
Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.
by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023
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A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body
Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!
by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
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A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross
At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO
by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024
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A website that is used to corrupt young people's minds to make them think what sex is

Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
Karl: YO DUDE COME WATCH THIS VID ON PORNHUB
Chris: GET OFF THAT SHIT YOU DIRTY ASS
by atomiclol January 30, 2023
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A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023
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Porn addict: Hey Bob you like porn
Bob: yeah do you know a site full of porn?
Porn addict: go to www.pornhub.com
by FortniteSexGamer69 July 5, 2021
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