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the one and only gc with these ppl i randomly met they cool tho 🫶🏾🫶🏾 tyeres like 9 ppl in there and they all talk too much but in the good way
can i join the pornhub gc?
hell no
by haguqs November 27, 2022
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pornhub hard sex

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?
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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money
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Pornhub.com

a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids
on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024
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Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net

Two websites, Which one is better?
Mayor: so votes shown for Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net and shows that planespotters.net has 91.7% votes and 8.3% for Pornhub.com so I declare that planespotters wins for the most favorite website
by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024
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One day at the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada, navigating my way home in my red Chrysler town and country minivan. Right in front of me was a minibus full of passengers and an elderly lady in a yellow subcompact car. The old lady was driving slowly through the landfill. As the bus honked continuously, I noticed on my rearview mirrors, a white 2015 Honda fit swerving all over the road behind me. The driver, a guy in his late 20’s named Jeremy was glued to his phone, watching some nasty gay porn with the sounds playing from the car’s speakers via Bluetooth, playing explicit moans, dirty talking and etc. I could see the bright orange and black Pornhub logo reflected onto his glasses as he was getting closer behind me. I realized that he was driving like an ass, so I tried to move away from him. But as I tried to take over the old lady in her slow moving car, the tragedy begins, the Honda clipped my rear bumper, sending violent vibrations through my minivan. Then he collided behind the old lady, her car spinning violently off the road . Then Jeremy then collided into the bus, and after he collided into the bus. He Carreened off the road with the pornographic noises playing loudly on his car speakers and then hit a guardrail and plunged into the lagoon of the Halifax harbor near by the abandoned lizie j cargo ship.
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