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Maritina

Maritina is literally the best person in the whole world. She is sweet and funny and has the best life advice. She is also THE shit getting all them hoes. She can be having the worst day and still look hot af. Maritina is also in love with male manipulators but since she’s hot it’s ok.
That chick’s hot af and sweet!
Ofcourse she is, she’s Maritina
by poutsi November 10, 2022
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marita bruun

has a pet named pepsi, he is verry vute but has flott all the time and its litraly so anoying like bitch get that cat som help. anyways she had samleie whit nicholas and evrybody knows like duhhh. she likes toes and exsesaly when her cat poops in the shower in the morning sillyyyyyyy.thats it porobobly.
sombody:my cat poopt in the sower can u help?
marita bruun :yessssssssssssss
by atalalalalala September 8, 2022
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Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...
Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy
by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023
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Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
by Humommy June 25, 2023
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spres martz

Fuck it’s been a long week I’m dying for a spres martz.
by Krystal Hill September 23, 2021
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International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
by Qaoz September 30, 2021
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International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
by Qaoz September 30, 2021
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