sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

Macaroni and cheese

a dish of macaroni in a cheese sauce.

Mom i want Macaroni and cheese for dinner.

by ZmanDuma July 30, 2022

Macaroni

Is when a guy like a Dame Banda is obsessed with Mac and cheese and can’t get over her and is in denial.

“Bro I swear I’m never going to macaroni house again this is the last time”

by Mace2xxx April 27, 2022

salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016