dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church
I got a dirty Jon this morning at church
by Chickdnsjsksvs January 28, 2017
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Jon-Paul

A term used to refer to someone who is insanely good at music. Specifically the drums, piano, and guitar.

It is also used to refer to someone with a very high IQ.
I can't believe you aced the test. You're such a Jon-Paul .

We got this new drummer/pianist/guitarist for our band and he's a Jon-Paul.
by J.P.D. September 01, 2006
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jon hagy

Just another internet troll that can't get shit done. Jon Hagy left his wife for a man, and refuses to pay his child support. Instead he spends his money on nice cars. Jon Hagy is the absolute scum of the Earth and will leech off of anyone with any type of success, just to try and stay relevant.
Did you hear? Jon Hagy said he's going to ruin my life!

I'm sure he told his wife he loved her, that was a lie too.
by HiddenMan240 July 24, 2019
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Jon Irenicus

The villian starred in Baldur's Gate 2. Employs his vampire sister, Bodhi.
"You dare to attack me here? Do you even know whom you face?"
"You will suffer! You will all suffer!"
by Snuffkin March 27, 2005
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Jon Risinger

Jon Risinger is the super hot and super adorable Art Director at Rooster Teeth Productions with the greatest taste in music and even better hair. He is also the host of On the Spot where he receives a ton of shit for just existing. He also streams on Twitch while playing mostly Smite and singing like an angel.
Who are you watching on Twitch?
Jon Risinger! He's playing Smite again!
by ConstantlyDiene March 23, 2016
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Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.
Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...
by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020
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Jon Ross

a complete bad ass. He normally has red hair and his kinda shy. ALot of people like him and normally makes good grades.
Hey look its jon Ross he had a killer party last night!!
by Harley man February 14, 2012
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