fuck face

to be fucked in the face so hard you become mentally retarded sometimes to death

(man 1) that fuck face went to the hospital
(man 2) why?
(man 1) because he's a fuck face

(man 2) did he die?
(man 1) YES!! I SAID HE WAS A FUCK FACE

by i fucked your mom! November 8, 2021

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

FUCK FACE

1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.

2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.

3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.

JOE IS A TOTAL FUCK FACE

by JOHNNY 100 March 29, 2024