Froyotarian

A person whos diet consists primarily of frozen yogurt

" I think I'm turning into a Froyotarian - I eat frozen yogurt for breakfast, lunch and dinner!! .."

by Toddler March 28, 2024

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Froyoner

A frozen yogurt boner; indicating excitement for frozen yogurt.

She’s got a froyoner.

by Swankysenior December 16, 2024

Froyoner

A frozen yogurt boner; indicating excitement for frozen yogurt

She’s got a froyoner

by Swankysenior December 16, 2024

Dirty Froy

Cover sleeping eyelids with cum and wait to dry. Sticking eyes shut.

I dirty froyed that girl last night.

by ChiefGuy November 4, 2021

Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 21, 2017