depression

An evil even Lucifer himself wouldn't wish upon anyone.

satan: "So, how is your time in hell?"
Me: "Not that great. I'm dealing with major depression right now."
satan: "Oh shit! Sorry to hear that."
Me: "Yeah I've been dealing with it for a couple of years now so."
satan: "Damn! well I'll make sure to take it easy on the torturing with you since you're already going through enough."
Me: "Thanks."

by Dubiks December 13, 2018

depression

depression is a feeling, where all actions, thoughts and feelings have slowly torn you apart. where your body becomes a living hell and your thoughts a death trail.

my depression has been causing bad thoughts lately

by deazydanny July 30, 2016

Depression

Why are you looking this up?

You obviously have depression so get fucked.

by fors8ken August 13, 2020

Depression

A thing that every white middle schooler has along with calling people gay

7th grader : you're gay I do have depression
Other 7th grader: fuck you I also have depression

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

Depress

Like you and me

We will all way's be depress

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

depressed

The state that Nu-Metal bands pretend to be in

"dude, i'm so depressed - let's get our producer to write a song about it and we can sing it on MTV and stupid loser kids who also pretend to be rebel outcast depressives can sing along and buy hoodies with our name on"

by foyf February 24, 2004

depression

A place you go to when you realize that life really isn't that great.

-Family member dies. = Depression
-Pet dies. = Depression
-Best friend betrays you. = Depression
-Income tax. = Depression
-Losing to a full house while flushing. = Depression
-"Sorry sir, we don't have anymore tomatoes". = Depression
-"Perfect girl" reveals her true self. = Depression
-Keg has just been kicked. = Depression
-You're hungry, but you're broke. = Depression
-There is a cannabis drought. = Depression
-Monday. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Sunday night. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Whatever happens after you graduate from college. = Depression
-Credit Card. = Depression (after a while)
-4:30am and you just ran out of beer. = Depression

by dep dawg June 21, 2009