Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Thigh Crusher

The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.

Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.

It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.

by Bigeboy June 24, 2022

Gamma Crusher

A women that has a nice, big booty. The word came from a move in Marvel VS Capcom that "Sentinel" uses when he drops down on his opponents with his big metal ass.

Whoa, look at the size of that gamma crusher on Shoniqua & Laquisha.

by BrutalCuddy December 14, 2013

Goodsoil Combine Crusher

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.

I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher”

by poopyballsackundies November 27, 2023

Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018