When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.
by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016
Get the Steam Room Coolermug. When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.
She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.
by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025
Get the Throat Coolermug. Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!
by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018
Get the Virtual Coolermug. When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.
Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite
by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017
Get the creamy coolermug. When you're on the bottom and you go from laying on your stomach to all fours very quickly while another guy is giving it to you from behind
by FiremanCooler August 11, 2022
Get the Lifting the coolermug. Ice.
by Chikinhammr March 10, 2023
Get the Cooler Fuelmug. A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
Get the Pillow is always coolermug.