YouTube comment section

Hell on Earth

The YouTube comment section is literally hell on earth

by Grunp June 26, 2020

Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.

"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !

by Etch Dos April 6, 2009

comment for

When annoying ass posts on Facebook or any social media make you comment for something.

"comment for jesus" and "scroll for satan" or something similar to that, you get the point.

by I cant even March 27, 2015

Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "❤🌸🌿🌈🌟" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .

" You did it🌟🌈🌿🌸 never do it again💖😍🌹💐

" I'll give you a chair🌺🍭☀🍬🌱 but make it electric🏵🌈✨💛💜"
Fairy comments are soo funny

by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020

first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009