Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.

I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.

by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015

colombian pancakes

Cocaine.

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.

by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017

Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.

She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane

by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021

Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around

My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.

by anonymous November 23, 2023

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024