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Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.
Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.
by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016
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Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack
"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"
by Gla1de June 24, 2019
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colombian pancakes

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.
by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017
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Colombian mudslide

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide
by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020
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Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.
by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020
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Colombian

A person born in Colombia or of Colombian descent. Colombians are typically of mixed racial background, but typically any mix of the native amerindian peoples, spanish, and/or africans who were brought over as slaves. Smaller but sizable heritages also include German and other Europeans and Arab peoples (Shakira Mebarak).

The english term "Columbia" shares a similar etymology but is unrelated to Colombia, and causes annoyance to many Colombians.

Colombians, particularly women, are renowned for their beauty.

Colombia is famous for its drug cartels that were most active during the late 80s and early 90s, which at the time made it one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Today, much of the violence has dwindled but there is still conflict with ideologically-driven guerilla groups in the remote parts of the country.

Not to sound too biased, but Colombia is a beautiful country, with a plethora of landscapes and varied geographies. Colombian people are friendly and love their soccer, parties, and family.

I doubt anyone can visit Colombia and not fall in love with it.

I love my culture and am a proud Colombian-American
That girl over there must be Colombian or something.
by Lil Drizzle November 9, 2020
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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