callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

callum

red head drug dealers

you- "you got the stuff"
callum- " bro just take the crack you already paid me" :/

by levi midnights March 3, 2020

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020