Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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by HLIFE January 14, 2024
Get the Bigger Badmug. Bigger Jaws is the sequel to Jaws 3D, and is written by Peter Griffin. The story starts in the middle of the ocean where two fisherman are attacked by Jaws on their fishing boat, but after seeing an even bigger shark continently named “Bigger Jaws” they decide to team up with Jaws to take Bigger Jaws down. By the end Bigger Jaws is defeated by the fishermen and regular jaws with the power of character development, and the world rejoices that there won’t be anymore jaws movies.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 August 28, 2025
Get the Bigger Jawsmug.