A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
by ericsoffer1 April 12, 2007

when a man cums inside a woman's pussy and turns around and sucks his own cum out the woman and swallows it. Its known batman because its very mysterious and dark
by dark knight bahamas February 20, 2008

When a man puts his penis into the womans vagina. aka they are fucking. the man is called batman and his penis is the batmobile.
by xXxEmmaxXx July 12, 2007

the first Bi superhero likes little boys in red and green coustome and love woman who are half his age
by Michael A T November 10, 2006

The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.
Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
by Sir Randy Fernandez November 17, 2010
