The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka

While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.

My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.

by Novierski August 24, 2021

load his bazooka

Chowing down on someone another person's nickel.

About an hour ago he invited himself into my kitchen and proceeded to load his bazooka.

by JCA/Bremerton February 6, 2022

Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.

"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025