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Burrito Face  

1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.

2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.
"Look at the Burrito Face on that redhead skeezer!"

burrito butt

someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts
'damn girl! u got a burrito butt'
burrito butt by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009

Burrito Fail 

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx
BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"
Burrito Fail by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009

Burrito Belly 

Burrito Belly: Adj. That bloated, "rumbly in in your tumbly" feeling that you get immediately after eating a large burrito. These symptoms are almost always accompanied by a feeling of great urgency to find a bathroom immediately.
"Man I have a bad case of burrito belly, I need a bathroom NOW!"

Burrito butt plug 

When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
Yakapoe gave himself a burrito butt plug in hopes to shit farther than he can throw a football.
Burrito butt plug by Dick waddler August 28, 2016

burrito armpit

An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.
I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.
burrito armpit by Big -J- March 29, 2009