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Almond eyes

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris
“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”
by hesse July 17, 2022
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Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018
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Almond milk

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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Almond

Janae a big ass almond
by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017
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Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
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Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024
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Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth
I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.
by Bee721 April 30, 2024
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