Noun
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
by xesyag August 31, 2025
Get the 2000s Affectmug. Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
Get the permanent affects of men taking cold showersmug. by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010
Get the pointless affectionmug. An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.
"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"
by duitbrains June 12, 2014
Get the cost affective disordermug. Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.
Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!
by kurvature July 21, 2023
Get the Sink Affective Disordermug. PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'
When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
Catching a whiff of their pesky BO and frantically licking their private parts builds your immune system whilst showing
PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
by Pagan God-Satyr March 9, 2018
Get the PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'mug. by Imoogi September 3, 2022
Get the Affectantmug.