national slime out your ex day

The day when it’s free to get your get back on your underdeveloped ex-communication with a human

I’ve been needing that, and since it's National Slime Out Your Ex Day, I’m gonna need that from you.

by !n33dth@t July 7, 2025

Hit kinkler day

January 13th is beat any kinky people day you will hit them in the head. or the kinkler ghost will haunt you or otherwise just hit anyone that is acting kinky. they can commit any hate crimes it will be legal for 24 hours

we beat the kinkler for Hit kinkler day

by THEENFORCEROFTRUTH December 12, 2022

National Bullying Day

National Bullying Day is when you bully your friends and get away with it

this day is at Dec 31st and you can bully your friends, Verbally And Physically

Me: punches my friend
My friend: why did you do that
Me: its national bullying day

by amogusman555 December 31, 2021

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

National Tree Day

National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.

Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!

by XenoIke October 26, 2019

National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast

Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day

by issaethan July 7, 2020

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020