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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021
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Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass
Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever
by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023
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Ass

Ass
by Bitch please 193 December 23, 2019
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pussy ass bitch

if you search hard enough you may come across a pussy ass bitch named kyla. could be hard because she never comes out of her house when she says she “big”. but i guarantee if you do come across a pussy ass bitch, you would knock it straight to the floor.
you know that girl kyla? she’s a pussy ass bitch.
by badassbitch11111111111 May 6, 2021
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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
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ass

you can do it, dont be too hard on your *ass*
wow today you look nice *ass* hell!
you can do it girl, you look hella bad *ass*
shake that *ass* girll slayy
by dlcknbaIIs123 September 4, 2023
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No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”
by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024
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