Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 2, 2014
Get the wallet piratemug. A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
Get the Road Piratemug. Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"
by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015
Get the pirate lockmug. by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppetmug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018
Get the Dark pirate 2.0mug. The absolute worst pirate crew to exist. Lead by the leader, HoggyThePig(No one knew his name). Rumors still go around saying this crew still terrorizes children.
by Ace from Space November 5, 2020
Get the send memes pirate crewmug.