Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough

im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week

by notjakey November 26, 2023

Jacob

Kids named jacob are fat and ugly. whenever i see a jacob i want to drop kick and shit in his face. a real idiot with no sense of humor. if you are a jacob i'm sorry for you im sorry no one likes you becuase you are ugly and rude

go away jacob! i dont wanna see your tangy face

by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, inside and out. He's the greatest blessing and when he is in your life you're truly given a lot. He is very mysterious and dismissive towards strangers but when he has taken you into his heart, there is no one who can give more love than him. If you date him, he'll carry you on his hands and will give you the world. A real gentleman and companion for life. He's incredibly sexy and handsome without even realising it. Very humble and kind hearted. You just have to love him.

„Wow have you met Jacob? He's sooo lovely! And look at him! Too hot."

by blablabla2021 November 21, 2021

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Jacob

A sexy goodlooking male, with a huge dick that you would drool over

i wish i was jacobs gf

by (❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁) November 15, 2020

Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021