national locker room day

every day.

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!

by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022

opposite day

day where thing said are opposite march third

"i hate you mom"
"dont say that"
"its opposite day mom"

by Poop Fartius March 3, 2022

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

Shark Fucking Day

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

Pimil day

Pimil day, short for Point in My Life day, is a celebration of a specific moment in your life that honors how far you've come since then. It's usually the hardest, most painful point in your life, but can also be something of the opposite.

Ean: *suffers from a trauma*
Ean, a year later: "It's my pimil day tomorrow! Good job, me :)"

by Lea Kara March 4, 2022

Mari D Day

All Maris around the globe come together to invade Maryland company cookie factory celebrated on the 1 August

I’m so exited for Mari D Day which Maryland cookie company will you be invading

by Marinurarea March 4, 2022

Hoetoe Day

on march 5, 2021, 2 dummies, brooklynn and tay, became bsfs. this is a NATIONAL holiday forever and always!!!

OMLLLL ITS HOETOE DAYYYY!!!!

by skeetskeetthebest March 4, 2022