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Ass

I wished you loved me…
I wish I was your everything!!!
I wish the posts that melted my heart…
Were from YOU!!!!

This muted time…
I have seen…
Unfortunately
It was in my mind…

The things I have imagined…
What I thought you felt…
True… for you…
It was not…

Okay… I will be…
As I know you are happy…
Even if it isn’t with me…
The things I did see…

My heart changed…
I saw things differently…
You never knew…
The love I have for you…
To you…
I am probably just cuckoo …
A little true…
I have never loved like I do you….

I always will…
Just now I need to be quiet and still…
My heart you do fill…
Even when it isn’t your will…

A dumbass I surely have been…
As it was just in my head
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 17, 2024
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Ass wipe

an ass wipe is when you take toilet paper and put it up ur asshole
Wow noah is an ass wipe
by Oh yheah baby October 6, 2020
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ASS

we all love it.
Ass is a giant black hole that sucks up everything. It devours the system of all black men and urges them to yell "THAT ASS BE POPPIN'. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRWHERE"
by AcommaH December 30, 2015
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Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship
Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston
by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023
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punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.
harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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milli-ass

1. (noun) Unit of measure describing an embarrassingly weak effort. 500 milli-ass = half-ass.
2. (adj) When you can't even be bothered to half-ass.
3. (verb) Doing a job at much below half-ass performance.
I put maybe 4 milli-ass of effort into finishing that report, but Hey, it's done!
Chloe did a milli-ass job of cleaning the kitchen. It's still disgusting.
John's been milli-assing it at work all week.
by david Somers July 7, 2016
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Ass Jowl Meaning

Having a ass shaped curve in your chin/jowl may be ugly. But one thing is guaranteed when dating a guy with a ass jowl. Enormous penis. When I first met a guy with an ass jowl, I got surprised because of the soft third leg just hanging there. It’s so big, that giving it a nickname would be understandable.
Ass jowl meaning is basically that males have a large penis
by Ted Schmosby October 11, 2020
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