An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mullet mug.The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cup mug.Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
Get the bitch ass duck mug.A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.
“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.
by Tlsvme October 25, 2020
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by cosmicpaul11 October 4, 2021
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