As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

used paintbrush

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s ponytail.

He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.

by midget eater February 18, 2018

finally donned on us

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.

So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

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what in the gen z

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by burn your fat November 25, 2024

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

people that use yui define in general

retars that cant unedrstand what bot-cmds is for

"people that use yui define in general chat are retarded"

by tugars June 26, 2018

Tik-us

The Art of acquiring copious amounts (Depending on vendor) of methamphetamine/stimulant of your choosing from your dealer without paying for it... Til Dole Day usually

Hey Old Mate, Its Wayneo whats the chances you could Tik-us a couple points til dole day

by inoslay November 29, 2021