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Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.
The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.
by 214col November 24, 2017
mugGet the Bus Juicemug.

da bus lady

Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"
1. Katherine who's driving the bus? Da bus lady.
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
mugGet the da bus ladymug.

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
mugGet the Bus Driver Handsmug.

bus sickness

by BrownDevil994 February 8, 2024
mugGet the bus sicknessmug.

School Bus

A big-ass yellow van without seatbelts which is used to transport children of all ages from place to place. Oftentimes used by schools, these tourture devices are places where bullying runs rampant and the all-powerful bus driver controls all.
Friend: Yo, are you riding the School Bus today? I hear there’s going to be a beat down!!!
Me: Ya man, I know... I’m the one who told you there’d be a fight.
by Ayyyy, wazzup yo! December 20, 2018
mugGet the School Busmug.

reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
mugGet the reinventing the busmug.

Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
mugGet the Wee-Woo Busmug.

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