three-way guacamole

A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.

"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"

by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018

I smacked your back for three times

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😱: I smacked your back for three times

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Three Glizzies Busy

A derogatory way to describe someone who is very busy with sexual endeavors. Most often used to describe someone engaging in gay sexual activity involving more than one boom tube.

Knowing Roy, he was probably three glizzies busy last night.

by The Disgusting Boy Sorrows May 23, 2023

Three up

A dweeb looking individual with patchy, pubic looking facial hair. Awarded various colloquial terms for the diarrhoea that flows from its mouth. Will feel vulnerable if threatened but will not fight back. Prefers the city, and dark rooms, but also known to frequent northern areas. A sexual illusionist who boasts of threesome activity and enjoys the company of fish and loves a good xmas party.

I really hope Three Up is coming to the xmas party.

by Notaratto October 31, 2022

Three-Deeification

To convert a movie originally filmed in standard 2-D format to 3-D after the fact in the hopes of garnering more miraculous profits. Becoming more common with the current popularity and success of 3-D films.

The new science fiction movie is being delayed for Three-Deeification. Did they learn nothing from colorization?

by Vbartilucci April 25, 2010

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

List Of Three

When in a committed relationship, the three famous people you’re allowed to engage in sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating. They must be famous people whom you’ve never met and have no previous relationship with or connection to.

Zooey Deschanel is definitely at the top of my list of three!

by archetype January 15, 2022