Andrew

He is someone who will infuriate you as soon as they start to talk. He will make you want to pull your hair out because of the words he uses. Andrew's are some of the loneliest people in the world. He has a ton of women wrapped around his finger in Texas and only Texas because Texas women find him irresistible.

Person 1: (In Texas) Is that an Andrew.
Person 2: Yeah I want him so bad.

by FromamaninlovewithAndrew April 11, 2022

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Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

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andrew

In the midst of a crowd full of people, if you are not a frivolous person, you will have the privilege of seeing him still and calm while watching everyone on the sidelines. He doesn't want to mix with people, he doesn't want to impose his presence: he's happy when everyone is enjoying the day and prefers to not disturb. You'll never understand what the fuck is going on in his head (he probably doesn't know it too), but when you're having fun with your group and at some point you catch a glimpse of his calm and thoughtful face, you enchant yourself to look at him and interrupt slowly your coarse laughter provoked by your friends. His eyes send you into confusion, so much so that when he turns to look into your eyes you must immediately stop looking him for too much power; it doesn't matter if you are a determined person who usually looks everyone in the face, he can block any kind of assurance just with his presence. And whatever he does or says, it will give you a genuine smile on your face, those who indulge in the naivety of children.

"His words hypnotize me, he must be an andrew"

by morganaely November 21, 2021

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