Nerd Denial

Someone who is a nerd but doesn't know it.

My friend Kate has severe nerd denial

by Chimpusaurus October 30, 2018

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Nerd Boomerang

A reverse nerd snipe; when the target of a nerd snipe counters with a follow up challenge that the original sniper cannot resist and they themselves become nerd sniped.

After successfully nerd sniping his colleague into packaging the software, the developer found himself nerd boomeranged when his colleague suggested the original task wasn’t worth the effort and couldn’t be done.

by anonymous June 10, 2023

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Nerd

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.

1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

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