Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

Dooer of things

Murray

Hay looik its *Murray the Dooer of things

by Muzza Mellon June 7, 2023

Big Gyal Thing

Rich girl thing. Gyal = girl but could just be person. Used in UK slang.

"CC bag look nice, but the Birkin bag look way more heavy
That's just a Big Gyal Thing, man, you get me?"

by BigYardTing July 7, 2023

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

No ring no thing

If there is no engagement ring it’s fair game

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”

by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024

Doing the thing

Eating pussy. When you suck dick at fucking pussy but your tongue game is strong. You don't got much game but when your girl mad you just eat your way to her heart.

Guy 1: Yo bro, look at that fine ass Bella!

Guy 2: Ya but what's she doing rollin around with that chooch ass mf

Guy 3: Oh shit I know what's up, that fuckboy must got game at Doing the thing

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 August 14, 2024