Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

bitch ass argumentative nigga

A nigga that likes to argue like a female.

This bitch ass argumentative nigga always tryna argue with someone.

Once again, this bitch ass argumentative nigga is getting emotional like a female.

by anonhaterfromtheuniverse February 2, 2025

Sucka ass goldfish

You

You a sucka ass goldfish

by NBATEFLONBGMGRIZZY February 2, 2025

February national grab ass month

This is a whole month of grabbing ass. Go crazy!!

Alex: is it February?
Nathen:it is
Alex:that means it’s February national grab ass month , I’m going to grab vivennes ass

by Thayoungroyall February 3, 2025

Belt To Ass

To whoop somebodys ass

I just saw the Hays Hawks put belt to ass

by wydheysyyiijfheyehdbd February 4, 2025

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025