Random ass

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Top 10 random ass things to watch

by Titanique October 21, 2025

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022

Cock-n-ass

Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation

The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.

John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew

by Loki1084 September 1, 2021

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

ebony ass

A tasty treat all men should try at least once.

I tried some ebony ass last night ... I'm pretty sure I'm hooked on it now .It's sooooooo delicious!

by Kedielover November 29, 2022

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012