taco lookin ass

That one Latinn cunt who act like he got no time for his friends.

Alex is a fuckin taco lookin ass bitch.

by Lazyloocoo June 8, 2016

Ass Slipper

A person who holds surprise parties.

I gave my girlfriend an ass slip and she loved it! I’m a true ass slipper.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 10, 2021

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.

Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.

by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023