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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck 'em firstsmug.

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018
mugGet the Failed Firstmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.
first-cousin-four-times-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
mugGet the first-cousin-four-times-removedmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
mugGet the Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

firsted

When you're typing fast and make a new word up.
"I firsted join Ordo Rhodos"
by SlavaPaco February 9, 2019
mugGet the firstedmug.

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