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Family First

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024
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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.
Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024
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Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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