Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

three copyright strikes

this will get your youtube account terminated

I gave an idiot three copyright strikes for stealing my shit

by PhoneGuyYT April 22, 2025

Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Three pronged assault

Another term for standing on a UK plug

Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell

by GD03UHK February 9, 2020

three-way guacamole

A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.

"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"

by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018

Twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five

24365. Nothing special other then the fact it's the written version of 24365. Other ways to write it include:
24 365
24,365

Honey, the twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five gods are about to smite us out of existence!
Uh... just uhm... *gets smited*

by TheWorstDefiner April 17, 2025