sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Toilet hugger

A big beautiful ass.

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?

by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021

Toilet time

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.

Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?

by rsin102 September 9, 2025

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

Skibodi toilet

The ugly as fvck viral meme that every five year old loves

YouTube shorts: "Skibodi toilet. Skibodi Skibodi toilet."

by urmom.com0000000 April 22, 2024

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017