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Toilet Paper

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude
by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
mugGet the kitchen toiletmug.

Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant
Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”
by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025
mugGet the Toilet Tamalemug.

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is something that was made in Hell. Their only audience are 4 yo's or people from the adoption center. Studies shown that if you watch one of their fucking content-farm-youtube-shorts, you will have a seizure, and your heart will stop from the level of cringe.
Dad: Hey son what are you watching?
Son: Skibidi dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!!!! Skibidi Toilet!!!!!
Dad: Thank god there is a candy van over there.
by Cringe_Deleter December 18, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
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Toilet time

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.
Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?
by rsin102 September 9, 2025
mugGet the Toilet timemug.

Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Flushmug.

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