Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.

Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."

by KingDededededede April 7, 2020

Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a sigma trend. It started in Ohio and made it's way all around the world. All skibidi toilets have level 999999 GYATT'S. They dislike the totally un-sigma camera-men.

The skibidi toilets were so sigma that it was easy for them to take over the city.

by unknown skibidi toilet May 13, 2024

Skibidi toilet

It's a famous brainrotting serial reminding garry's mod and the serial was created and animated by a youtuber called "
DaFuq!?Boom!" thats a wierd name and kids watching this won't stop doing skibidi toilet acting and singing they are more angrier at pepole i don't recommend letting your kids watch it.

Brainrotted kid: MOM I FOUND SKIBIDI TOILET!
Mom: It's just a toilet.
3 days later
Mom: I wonder where is dad?
Brainrotted kid: Mom look skibidi toilet!
Mom: ... SON WHERE DID YOU GET DAD'S HEAD?!?!?!?

by Axolotlplays February 27, 2024

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Skibidi toilet sex

You have to much time on your hands...

Why would anyone find Skibidi toilet sex attractive? The toilets are hideous and the series is weird. You aren't much better because here you are, looking up Skibidi toilet sex on Urban dictionary! OH MY GOD

by Cheeseandcrackersgromit January 14, 2024