Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

Cancer.

>I have skibidi toilet.
>>get well soon

by iCruncher March 15, 2024

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Fucking stupid dead meme. Fucking stupid song to go with it :(

I am so disappointed with the new generation.

skibidi toilet. skibidi skibidi toilet

by Instagram: gripper_snipper :) December 8, 2023

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020