First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 12, 2010

Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025

kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.

by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021