Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

The name of silence

A state of fragile stability in a friend group that was barely reached after an incident. It's so fragile that it'll instantly shatter and awkwardness will return if anyone tries to vocally appreciate it, just like how silence breaks when you say its name.

Person a: "I'm so glad we're all friends again after what happened between us."
Person b: "Dude, stop saying the name of silence FFS!"

by SpaceDragon45 May 14, 2022

Mine-The name

a stupid thief who steal you property and bullies all her younger ones

mine-the name: *crying* that is mine
zayna: shutup its mine you fool

by smolbeans May 19, 2022

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

by freak.bob May 20, 2022

goddess name

It’s just like it sounds, a goddess name is what you would be named if you were one. Basically all you need to do is take your middle name and spell it backwards to make it a goddess name.

“What’s your goddess name, mine’s Emil”

“ That’s a cool name, mine’s Aicela”

by 5UP37N0V4 May 20, 2022