Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Day Date

When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.

Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.

by Angry Beaver August 27, 2021

national girls day

National Girl day❣️ give her a hug let her know you love her, give her the best day she's ever lived✨

Hey babe/beast friend / there name I love you happy National girls day what do you want to do...

by Holla mei amigito August 31, 2021

Horny day 2

The second horny day. May 24

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0

by Swikbox May 24, 2021