My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

beer in my beer

a lyric originating from a song by There I Ruined It named Beer in my Beer: A Tribute to Bro Country

I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck

by AgileAura2574 June 9, 2024

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

Foshitzel my nizzel

A way of telling an African American that he is the shiznit

Bitch, crackhead gay.
You da shit shiznit
Foshitzel my nizzel

by benyjaykay April 1, 2021

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

thats my body

Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

Used to signify that something is fully embraced, claimed, or unapologetically taken/taken on.

Declaration of ownership over actions, regardless of consequences.

thats my body - Fully in control and doing whatever it is you're doing, YOUR WAY, no matter what.

"Yo Ryan, the lights turning yellow, you should slow down."
"HELL NAH THAT SHITS MY BODY"
*speeds through it*

proceeds to speed through the light, owning the decision to break the law

*Forgets to study or just doesn't want to*
"Studying was NOT my body"

implies that studying was completely outside of their vibe, used as an excuse for procrastination

by Narom Nayr December 9, 2024

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024